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• (802): View more from Vermont

  My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college

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  is she hot?

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  She is now

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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• (845): View more from New York

  she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same

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• (916): View more from California

  That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks

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• (716): View more from New York

  I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.

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