so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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