we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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