turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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