Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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