remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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