she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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