Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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