Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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