Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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