I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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