if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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