I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think people are normalizing furries
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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