I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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