he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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