false alarm. still invincible.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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