I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
jump out the window naked night went bad
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