Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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