2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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