Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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