I feel great
I just peed on a car
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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