theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
