he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Randomize
