I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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