life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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