me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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