At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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