yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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