discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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