that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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