the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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