White coat. Heels.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
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They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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