is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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