just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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