Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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