I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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