Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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