My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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