You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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