There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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