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  your thong is hanging out like whoa

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• (206): View more from Washington

  alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend

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