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  (248): View more from Michigan

  Yo dont text me then not text me

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  (248): Yo dont text me then not text me http://tfl.nu/2apf
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  (415): View more from California

  I'll probably hate you when I'm sober

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  (415): I'll probably hate you when I'm sober http://tfl.nu/uq7b
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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  (417): Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot http://tfl.nu/f7xk
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he asked me to hangout with him...and his son

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  (413): he asked me to hangout with him...and his son http://tfl.nu/p42y
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.

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  (617): I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN. http://tfl.nu/pj90
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!

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  (502): Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it! http://tfl.nu/c7ri
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  (585): View more from New York

  He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.

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  (585): He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working. http://tfl.nu/9caj
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  (831): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.

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  (831): I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger. http://tfl.nu/whys
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  (661): View more from California

  If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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  (661): If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/1zgh
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  (516): View more from New York

  I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.

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  (516): I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch. http://tfl.nu/npbk
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  (312): View more from Illinois

  Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.

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  (312): Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it. http://tfl.nu/okpd
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  (613): View more from Ontario

  Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?

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  (613): Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza? http://tfl.nu/8k2m
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  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices

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  (306): yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices http://tfl.nu/7tdp
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  (269): View more from Michigan

  the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.

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  (269): the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet. http://tfl.nu/frbs
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  "Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.

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  (216): "Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said. http://tfl.nu/ej6x
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