So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
