we have officially lost it.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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