Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
