I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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