your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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