is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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