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I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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