I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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