He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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