Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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