Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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