i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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