You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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