I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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