we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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