I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize