More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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