PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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